Wallets

For what seems like forever (since yesterday) I have been searching for a new wallet. Being a complete douche, I am unable to go to a website like Coach and just click buy on any one of the nondescript wallets they have to offer. I need something different. Something unique. Something that looks cool yet is not so over the top that people realize I am so self centered that I spent days agonizing over the purchase. I have been looking at every little detail from the shades of brown, to the stitching holding it together. I really need to find a better use for my time. So far the best one I found is this Paul Smith number. It is a great shade of brown, has cool stitching, but of and this is a big but, it has a naked lady on the inside. WTF!!! If I was 16 this would be soo damn cool. Now it just makes me look sad(er). Find me a wallet, please.